Season 5

Coming this September - 17th - on a Thursday evening... a crass, outlandish look into the life I lived for 13 months.

Okay, not really, but it is the Season V premier of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun

Hello...LOVER

So the other day I decided to give all wedding gift registries the middle finger. What is typically a bridal shower gift was purchased by me. A single, no wedding (OR boyfriend) in sight, lady said "screw it" and bought a Crock-Pot.

I had gone to the local Target to get a few items (re: popcorn & Lysol) and went through the kitchen appliance aisle to do a little dream shopping. While there I noticed a price reduction for the 4 qt Crock-Pots. I couldn't believe it. The dream is there and WAY cheap. Okay, it's not like they are expensive but they are space-taker-upers and for a lady who moves on average every nine months, it doesn't seem logical. These types of appliances are logical for those whgo are settling down and cooking for more than one. "Well," I thought to myself, "will I EVER be a girl who settles?" The answer...probably not. In all reality, I don't think I'm the settling type and that's okay! So why wait for the beloved Crock-Pot to make my list for a house warming gift or a wedding reistry?

I didn't and I'm beyond happy about my purchase. I hate to say it, but buying it made me feel a little more liberated.

Happy Crock-Potting people!