Lines from the weekend that I spent at the Jersey shore, Atlantic City and Philly:

**If you can guess who said each of these...I'll give you $10**

"More rough days for the quater whore."

"I don't want to sit up here...that's where the poor people sit."

"You just put a Minnesota accent on your Spanish!"

"Screw unity, I want ROCKY!"

"It looks fake."
- reference to the Liberty Bell

"Hahahaa.....what the hell, you drunk slut."

"This is much smaller than I thought it'd be.....oh, does that sound familiar."
- At Condom Kingdom

"I feel so ghetto AND rich."